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Category Archives: Soapbox
The Boyfriend Test
Monday, May 24, 2010
1. Do you like animals?
a) Like animals? I LOVE animals!
b) I’m an asshole.
We Are Here
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Jeff and I are in Madrid. Yes, my ex-husband and I went to Madrid together. Many potentially fascinating theories could explain this odd development, but here, let me save you the trouble: we are in Spain together simply because we both wanted to go to Spain.
Types of Personal Ads: A Reference Guide
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
PRETENDING TO BE TOO COOL FOR PERSONAL ADS BUT PROBABLY JUST LAZY
I am too amazing and complex to be summed up in paragraphs so I won’t even try. You should similarly recognize the futility of this exercise and just message me, hopefully with considerably more effort than I just exerted.
ALMOST COMICALLY INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM ANY OTHER [...]
If this were a video, I would be dressed up like Chris Crocker and I would be shrieking “LEAVE KINDLE ALOOOOONE!”
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Someone asked me awhile ago to do a Kindle review post. I’m not sure that the hot rambling mess you are about to read counts as a review post, but here you go anyhow. If you do not care about the controversy surrounding the Kindle, you may want to go do something else … anything [...]
On this, the first day of my new life: Things I have learned. Am trying to learn. Have learned, but forget. Will never learn.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
The collection below essentially amounts to what happens when an agnostic attempts to articulate her own personal prayer beads into words. I stop, I kneel, I clutch them, and I let them slip through my fingers, one by one, all while muttering these sorts of things at myself.
And then I go out into the [...]
Resurrected Post: The Reasons
Friday, March 12, 2010
This post is originally from 2008, regarding BlogHer and social dynamics in general. I felt inspired to bring it back because of Issa’s great post.
I’ve enjoyed more social activity this year than … well, ever, honestly. And you guys, it’s FASCINATING. Some women are flat-out rejected. Some blend in effortlessly. Most are somewhere in between. [...]
Love: the Sequel! (Part 2: Director’s commentary.)
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
One of the most dangerous habits of humankind, I think, is our tendency to shape our lives into a narrative—to snap our life events to a sort of universal grid. We don’t just live our lives; we also tell our respective stories, whether to an audience or just to ourselves. This is a forgivable enough [...]
Maybe this Christmas.
Monday, December 21, 2009
One of the most terrifying things about this year was how very poor I was, for just a little while.