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Monthly Archives: February 2010

Worth a Million Words

I love this picture:

Because sometimes, you will split up with your husband and get the cat you always wanted but couldn’t have, because he’s severely allergic. And then, when he comes to see your rabbit (NOT A EUPHEMISM OF ANY KIND), he will hang out with the cat anyway. Wearing a mask.

Comment and Win $50 and Get Into Heaven! (Eventually.)

I tend to go on and on, so I bolded the relevant parts for you. You’re welcome.
First, this post is not sponsored at all. I have accepted nothing from anyone and I am just spending my own money. I am not saying that because I expect you to be impressed, but because I’m worried you [...]

An Internet Meme I’d Really Like to See: A Personal Collection of Indestructible Coping Mechanisms Forged in the White-Hot Furnace of my Neurosis

Come on. I know you have them. Do it and I will link you.

Favorites: Three New Blogs In My Reader

I am really, really picky about my blogs these days. I’m not a blogtator; you can blog about whatever you want. I mean, you certainly should, because no one is paying you (or if they are, it won’t be enough to sell out for). But unless you’re writing to entertain or provoke thought in an [...]

Love: the Sequel! (Part 2: Director’s commentary.)

One of the most dangerous habits of humankind, I think, is our tendency to shape our lives into a narrative—to snap our life events to a sort of universal grid. We don’t just live our lives; we also tell our respective stories, whether to an audience or just to ourselves. This is a forgivable enough [...]

Favorites: The Oatmeal

If you use Facebook, you should go read “How to Suck at Facebook” by The Oatmeal, laugh really hard, and then never do any of those things ever.