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Monthly Archives: November 2009

Happy Monday! Here, have some metaphors.

When I was a teenager, we used to play the Blanket Game at parties. It goes like this:
1. Throw a blanket over someone.
2. Tell them to take off something they don’t need and hand it over to you.
3. Keep accepting socks, watches, hats, and clothing from them until they take off the predetermined correct item.
Guess [...]

My friend Danger: An announcement about my book.

This is Danger. She plays roller derby. She is a scary person. I tried to use a small picture in order to avoid inadvertently granting her the power to control all of you through the Internet.

The stages of divorce: Collect ‘em all!

THE DENIAL STAGE
When Jeff and I moved to St. Louis, he knew I was unhappy with the decor of our house, but money, of course, did not grow on trees. Except that year, it did, because he cashed in some investments and spent hours twist-tying money to a festive little potted tree. Then he gave [...]