1. She’s flat-out terrified.
2. She has no game whatsoever. This girl not only fails to remember to wear hot underwear, but she will also strike up a conversation while perched on your toilet (just to PEE, of course—she’s still a lady). She may also discuss her cycles with you, regardless of whether you happen to [...]
So, like literally six days after my life fell apart, I decided to get a cat.
I think you will agree that there is never a better time to make such a decision than when you are romantically heartbroken, with an utterly uncertain future and nowhere to live. This is truly the ideal time for a [...]
This video of an insanely awesome jump-roping team is long, but just when you think these crazy em-effers can’t top themselves, they totally do, and if you hang on all the way to the end, you’re rewarded with … oh, I won’t ruin it, but it involves a mascot. Also, I think I just found [...]
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Don’t marry anyone you wouldn’t feel comfortable divorcing. If the love of your life plays the victim, if they hate all of their exes, if they say nasty things about people they used to date, there is a very good chance that person will do the same to you someday, should you find [...]
Maisie.
I’m very sorry to say that Maisie, that wee sweetheart of a bunny rabbit, died recently. She was always an absolutely teeny little thing, about half the size she was supposed to be—the runt of her litter. When she was born, she was so puny that her own mother wouldn’t feed her, choosing instead to [...]
Have you ever registered for Mint.com, that site that helps you track your spending? If not, I need you to understand that logging into that site, each and every time you do it, is a radical act. I think I would rather take my chances with that scary death-video that made everyone so unphotogenic in [...]
Almost exactly a year ago, I quit blogging. I did this for the usual reasons: I was busy, I felt uninspired, and several aspects of my life needed my attention. If I had any subconscious premonition of the twelve-month rollercoaster I was about to experience, I certainly didn’t realize it. I sometimes wonder if I [...]
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